10 Places to Escape the Winter Misery in Mexico This December

Right, so December. The month of forced jollity, sprouts that taste like sadness, and the inescapable screech of Michael Bublé. Frankly, it's enough to make a grown man weep. Unless, of course, you’re clever enough to flee the country. And where better to escape the festive tyranny than Mexico? Sun, sand, and a distinct lack of Slade. Here, in no particular order (because frankly, ranking them is like choosing a favorite child – messy and ultimately pointless), are ten places to defrost your soul in Mexico this December.

1. Cancun: Cancun. The king of the spring break, the sultan of the sun lounger. Yes, it might be a bit…brash. Like a chihuahua in a sequined waistcoat. But, by God, it's effective. Miles of beaches, ludicrously blue water, and enough tequila to drown a small elephant. Perfect if your idea of relaxation involves minimal brain activity and maximum margarita intake.

2. Tulum: Now, if Cancun is the loud, slightly embarrassing uncle, Tulum is the effortlessly cool younger brother. Yoga retreats, organic cafes, and beaches so white they practically glow. It's all a bit…earnest. But the Mayan ruins perched dramatically on the cliffs are genuinely spectacular. Just try not to get run over by a self-righteous influencer on a bicycle.

3. Puerto Vallarta: A proper, old-school Mexican town. Cobblestone streets, charming markets, and enough mariachi bands to raise the dead. It's also got a certain…romantic charm. Perfect for whispering sweet nothings to your significant other (or, if you're me, your tequila bottle).

4. Oaxaca City: Forget your beaches. Oaxaca is all about the food. Mole, mezcal, and enough chilies to melt the polar ice caps. It’s a culinary assault course, and frankly, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Just be prepared to spend a considerable amount of time on the toilet. Worth it.

5. San Miguel de Allende: A UNESCO World Heritage site. Which, let’s be honest, is code for “pretty bloody lovely.” Colonial architecture, art galleries, and a general air of sophisticated bohemianism. Perfect for pretending you’re an artist, even if the only thing you’ve ever created is a particularly impressive hangover.

6. Copper Canyon: Bigger than the Grand Canyon. FACT. Also, significantly less crowded. Which is a bonus, because frankly, I can’t stand people. Hiking, zip-lining, and stunning views. Just watch out for the occasional rogue tarantula.

7. Isla Holbox: Car-free. Bliss. Imagine a place where the only traffic jams are caused by migrating flamingos. That’s Isla Holbox. Hammocks, seafood, and a distinct lack of anything remotely resembling work. Paradise.

8. Mérida: “The White City.” So-called because, well, it’s quite white. Also, rather charming. A melting pot of Mayan and colonial influences, with a vibrant cultural scene. Plus, it’s a good base for exploring the nearby Mayan ruins of Chichén Itzá. History and sunshine. What’s not to like?

9. Baja California Sur: Technically a peninsula, not a city. But who cares about technicalities? This is the place to go for whale watching, surfing, and generally behaving like a slightly sunburnt David Attenborough. Just try not to get eaten by a great white.

10. Chiapas: Jungles, waterfalls, and Mayan ruins hidden amongst the lush vegetation. It's Indiana Jones territory, without the snakes (hopefully). Perfect for anyone who fancies themselves a bit of an adventurer. Or just wants to escape the relentless Christmas carols.

So there you have it: ten reasons to ditch the snow boots and embrace the flip-flops. Mexico in December is a glorious mix of experiences, from bustling cities to tranquil lagoons. Just remember, travel responsibly and don’t overdo it on the tequila… or do. After all, you’re on vacation. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a margarita with my name on it. Cheers!