AMLO Blazes Through Presser, Blaming Gringos and Greedy Judges
AMLO slams media over migrant kidnap in fiery presser. Demands US invest in Latin America, slams greedy judges, and touts new Supreme Court justice. Plus: medicine shortages, chicken seller kidnappings, and a juicy narco arrest in Spain.
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The aroma of freshly brewed cafecito hangs heavy in the National Palace, a stark contrast to the fiery pronouncements emanating from President López Obrador's morning press conference. Today's menu: kidnappings, gringo meddling, and a dash of judicial scorn.
Tamaulipas Kidnapping: The kidnapping of 32 migrants in Tamaulipas took center stage, with AMLO chomping at the bit. Rosa Icela Rodríguez, Security Secretary extraordinaire, laid out the facts: snatched off a bus, stashed on a farm, ransom demands barked. But the cavalry, in the form of 850 troops and three choppers, rode in, forcing the kidnappers to cough up their captives.
Gringo, Go Home (and Bring Your Checkbook): AMLO, ever the nationalist, turned his guns north. Instead of wall-building and migrant-bashing, he urged Uncle Sam to channel his inner Kennedy and resurrect the “Alliance for Progress.” Twenty billion bucks for Latin American development, that's the prescription. “Why weapons for wars, when we need budgets for bridges of understanding?” he thundered, channeling his inner Bob Dylan (minus the harmonica).
Lady Justice in a Guajolote Costume: Lenia Batres, the new Supreme Court justice, got a hero's welcome from AMLO. A “people's minister,” a citizen, not some elite snob with a silver spoon stuck permanently in their you-know-what. This, he declared, is how we vanquish the “conservatives” who spend their careers rubbing elbows with the high and mighty. A constitutional reform, public elections for judges – that's the AMLOan recipe for judicial justice.
Power Trip Blues: The President's bile reached fever pitch when he touched upon the delicate dance between the branches of government. Judges, he fumed, were filing injunctions to keep their fat salaries and stymie relief for Guerrero flood victims. “They break the balance of powers!” he roared. “They're applauded in the media, or worse, met with deafening silence!”
Migration Mumbo Jumbo: AMLO, ever the pragmatist, acknowledged the need to understand the root causes of migration. He's got Central American governments begging for help dismantling smuggling gangs. His solution? “Youth Building the Future,” a training program to turn migrants into Mexican workers. But even with jobs in the south-east, the siren song of the US beckons. “They have deals with the traffickers before they even leave their homes!” he lamented. His grand vision? Pan-American integration, a continent-wide melting pot.
Four Gringo Antidotes: To stanch the irregular migration flow, AMLO offered Uncle Sam a four-course meal: a $20 billion development plan for Latin America, amnesty for 10 million undocumented Hispanic workers, an end to the Cuban blockade, and a Venezuelan sanctions-ectomy. Take your pick, gringos!
Kidnapping Kerfuffle: AMLO, ever the media skeptic, swatted away accusations that the Tamaulipas kidnappers were released thanks to ransoms. “Fake news!” he bellowed. It was the brave soldados, not Benjamins, that secured their freedom.
Medicine: Rosa Icela, ever the diligent deputy, chimed in about the Issste, the state workers' medical institute. Good news: 96% of central-level meds are in stock. Bad news: only 86-88% reach the medical units. AMLO, ever the bean-counter, demanded a 100% fix, pronto.
Edomex Enchiladas: A brief mention of kidnapped chicken sellers in Edomex – investigation ongoing, mum's the word. And to top it all off, a juicy tidbit: the arrest in Spain of an associate of Genaro García Luna, the ex-security chief embroiled in a narco-corruption scandal. Stay tuned for Pablo Gómez, the Financial Intelligence Unit chief, to spill the beans on that one.
So there you have it, a whirlwind tour of AMLO's mañanera, seasoned with fiery rhetoric, folksy wisdom, and a dash of international intrigue. Remember, this is just a taste of the daily drama south of the Rio Grande. Tune in tomorrow for the next episode.