Finding a Mexican Hotel That Doesn't Suck
Mexico hotels: From all-inclusive purgatory (think lukewarm buffet hell) to boutique bankruptcy and hipster Tulum. Mexicanist's guide reveals the locations, potent tequila, and iguana-infested paradises. Ditch the resorts and find the REAL Mexico (Speedos optional, skepticism essential).
Right, so you’re thinking of Mexico. Sun, sand, suspect tequila. Good for you. Frankly, anything’s better than Bracknell in February. But before you pack your Speedos and that sombrero you bought ironically, let’s talk lodgings. Because Mexican hotels, much like Mexican food, are a mixed bag. You might find yourself in a gastronomic paradise, or chewing on something that tastes suspiciously like a donkey’s saddle. Same goes for your sleeping arrangements.
Now, some people – mostly those who consider a caravan holiday “roughing it” – will tell you all-inclusives are the way to go. Endless buffets, watered-down margaritas, and the thrilling prospect of salmonella. Fine, if your idea of a good time involves fighting over lukewarm chips with a man in a Speedo three sizes too small. Personally, I’d rather wrestle a greased pig. At least the pig would have more dignity.
