How the Rich Experience "Real" Baja (Without Meeting Any Actual Locals)
Baja, a land of contrasts: rugged desert meets serene ocean, ancient culture clashes with modern luxury. From off-road adventures to world-class dining, it's a playground for the adventurous palate. Indulge in luxurious retreats, explore historic missions, or simply bask in the sun.
Let's talk about Baja. Land of sunshine, questionable plumbing, and surprisingly, an awful lot of very rich people pretending to be Ernest Hemingway. You see, Baja isn't just for spring breakers vomiting tequila into inflatable flamingos anymore. Oh no. Now, it's for people who consider glamping "roughing it" and whose idea of a rustic getaway involves a private chef whipping up organic ceviche while a mariachi band serenades them from a suitably safe distance.
So what exactly are these pampered potentates, these suntanned sultans of smug, looking for in this dusty, sun-baked peninsula? Well, let me tell you, because I, a man who appreciates a fine single malt and a properly functioning air conditioner, have investigated.
