Mexico's Dating Scene, Deconstructed (And No, Cancun Doesn't Count)

Mexicanist's take on Mexican dating: Mexico City's chaotic dating grid, Guadalajara's surprisingly pleasant scene, and Riviera Maya's fleeting holiday romances. Verdict? Mexico's "not entirely rubbish" for finding love. Just maybe. Good luck, you'll need it.

Mexico's Dating Scene, Deconstructed (And No, Cancun Doesn't Count)
Guadalajara: Where romance is served with a side of tradition (and maybe a watchful abuela). Slow down, savor the tequila, and prepare to meet the family. #Guadalajara #Romance #TraditionalDating #Mexico

Let's get one thing straight. Mexico. Land of sunshine, stunning beaches, and food that'll make your taste buds sing like Pavarotti after a particularly potent margarita. But is it a romantic paradise? A land where love blossoms quicker than a cactus flower after a downpour? Well, buckle up, amigos, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind tour of Mexico's dating scene, and like a cheap taco stand on a Tuesday night, it's going to be messy.

I, of course, approached this task with the scientific rigour of a… well, of a man who’s spent too much time reading newswire and not enough time judging dating pools. So, armed with anecdotal evidence, hearsay, and a healthy dose of tequila-fueled bravado, I present to you: The definitive, utterly subjective, and probably slightly offensive guide to the best cities for dating in Mexico.